dan’s will

I never write about this, but trash cans! with a soccer ball! It made me want to pay my bills. I shouldn’t save these credit history reports for bathtime.

Similar to a Koan, it’s a ‘jane’.

Here’s the format: “I never write about this, but (random noun)! with a (random noun) ! It made me want to (inexplicable action). I shouldn’t save these (inexplicable action) for (random specific moment).