dan's will

jane

danswill — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:14:11 +0000

I never write about this, but trash cans! with a soccer ball! It made me want to pay my bills. I shouldn’t save these credit history reports for bathtime.

Similar to a Koan, it’s a ‘jane’.

Here’s the format: “I never write about this, but (random noun)! with a (random noun) ! It made me want to (inexplicable action). I shouldn’t save these (inexplicable action) for (random specific moment).

a luz

danswill — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:11:35 +0000

go listen to this song now

and if you like it, click on their name and listen to the other five on that site.

I also found a live concert of theirs here which is great.

Anyways, Devotchka is a nice band. They started out by playing for a traveling burlesque show. They did the music for little miss sunshine. They describe their music as eastern bloc indie rock. They are playing at the Walt Disney Center (which has the best acoustics in the world — no mics needed) in May, but it costs a bit. I saw them a few months ago and the show was beyond compare. The lead singer had a bottle of wine, and would randomely fill people’s empty glasses in the front row.

I got this glass at the thriftstore. It has a good solid weight, and makes brandy even more pleasurable to drink.

aim

danswill — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:29:21 +0000

tehdigi (10:06:52 PM): man. i’m fillin’ out this stupid 5 wishes, living will bullshit

tehdigi (10:07:01 PM): What is your addresssss?

tehdigi (10:07:34 PM): you get to decide to pull the plug on me when my brain can’t function anymores

tehdigi (10:07:46 PM): and you best pull that plug

tehdigi (10:09:31 PM): don’t tell my you’re already in bed =\

Neokalvinist12 (10:25:57 PM): lol

tehdigi (10:26:13 PM): this is so lame

Neokalvinist12 (10:26:28 PM): (my address)

tehdigi (10:26:36 PM): If anyone asks how i want to be remembered, please say the following about me:

tehdigi (10:26:42 PM): He was a selfish bastard.

Neokalvinist12 (10:26:49 PM): lmao

tehdigi (10:26:52 PM): oh yea

Neokalvinist12 (10:26:53 PM): u know i will

tehdigi (10:27:14 PM): here’s the best one

tehdigi (10:27:51 PM): If i am not able to control my bowel or bladder functions, I wish for my clothes and bed linens to be kept clean, and for them to be changed as soon as they can be if they have been soiled.

tehdigi (10:28:03 PM): WTF is this.

Neokalvinist12 (10:28:14 PM): that doesn’t sound like your wishes

tehdigi (10:28:27 PM): if it wasn’t specifically declared, would they leave me in a puddle of my own filth?

Neokalvinist12 (10:28:39 PM): I would.

tehdigi (10:28:40 PM): lol

tehdigi (10:28:46 PM): that’s why you’re my friend : )

update!

danswill — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:10:21 +0000

December seemed very long. I am glad it is 2007. I had a good month, but it was busy and I felt tired. I ended the year just chilling at my brothers house playing this simplified D&D like game called heroscape. It was nice to have a quiet new years. I finally watched the Godfather series! Amazing. I am rewatching the first one tonight. I hope to get some energy back as the winter passes. Also, I turned 24.

El Rapido

danswill — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:56:41 +0000

Liz got a tortoise for her birthday!

Don’t Be Jealous

they are called “Rocket Dogs.”

danswill — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 18:05:32 +0000

So I needed new chillin’ shoes, since I had been wearing the same pair for say 3 years. Anyways, I found these shoes in the Famous Footwear bargain bin. They were only $20 and I had coupons so they were even cheaper. I think they looked cool (read:funny), and they were pretty comfortable, which is rare, because whenever I try on any shoes at shoestores, they always feel awful at first.

Liz hates them, begged me not to buy them and got super mad at me when I did. Someone here has to back me up. I know I don’t have the best taste. But these shoes are kickin’.

Comments?

so, yeah.

danswill — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 22:24:18 +0000

hello I am Jon I work with Dan. Since he is to lazy to update I figured I would, first off I am not as intelligent as Dan and probably most of you readers but here is what is on my mind. I am off next week not sure what is going on, probably hang out and drink. The new strangers with candy movie came out on DVD today, buy it and get the TV series as well. It is a riot. I am going to see the black keys next week, they are a bluesy band and are really good. The MELVIN’S are playing all over southern California at the end of the month so far going to 2 shows cant wait.Any thoughts on the democrats taking over the house and senate? In a way im happy but im sure they will screw up as well. alright enough politics. New playstation and Wii come out this week, PS3 is a bit pricey I will wait till the price drops. the Wii looks cool but to complicated for me (im used to frogger and Pac man) well hope you like this post, if not lie in the comments and tell me how inspirational I am to you. lator Jon

I dream every night.

danswill — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:45:26 +0000

But never of you.

In every dream I am twelve years old. I have a mother. I have a father. I can fly and sometimes kill. I don’t drink nearly enough. And sometimes I die.

Death is my favorite part of any dream. It very rarely happens. I wonder if life is the same. It only happens once — must be the best. MUST MUST MUST – i hate words like this. and that.

And shat and hat. In my dreams, I never dream. I don’t know if that makes sense (if it can be communicated) but it is very sad.

P.S. My favorite death was in a dream I had when I was around fifteen years old. Some guy in a garage. A garage attached to my house. I was trying to kill him, but failed. He got an ax and stabbed me in the back ten times. In my spine. It was sharp like a nail drilled into an eye. I have never had this dream again. I think about it more often than anything. As in ten to twelve times a day. Let’s just say any time you are talking to me, this is what may be running through my head. The odds are high.

I’m okay, you suck.

danswill — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 04:57:27 +0000

Hey, so who is damn sick of all these blogs about the latest game I’m playing, how I chilled the weekend before last and all the other bland posts that appear on this site every week or so?

I was waiting for someone to say something. I mean, I could be writing a post about not going to church or reading a single book for over a year now. I could write about marriage, my desk job and my thoughts on my childhood.

I just took a nice salt bath. Very relaxing. Last night Jay, Phil, Liz and I stayed up till like 3am clock playing risk. We played missions style so we got three games in. I won the first, Liz the second, and Phil the third. Luckily we got the extra hour this morning.

Bonnie Prince Billy last Monday night played so amazing. I was in the front. They did a full set then came back for a three song encore. We watched three episodes of Sopranos tonight. I finished my RPG, submitted it and now I feel like I have so much free time. What to do next…

Im a twelve year old boy.

Rpg Update

danswill — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:53:45 +0000

So, I’ve been spending a lot of time making my RPG. I found an online RPG Maker community, which has a contest ending Nov. 1st. This gave me a lot of motivation to make a quick game. I’m about done. I’m just finishing up the last 1/5th of the adventure, and playtesting/polishing the rest. I set up a “teaser” page over at the “wiki” site the RPG maker community just started up.

Go check it out.

My alias in the RPG community is atreides.